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Our private, hardcore gym.

This is not a big, fancy gym.

No locker room. No TV. No mirrors (except in the bathroom). No fancy cardio machines. No distractions. 

Our 3500sqft underground gym is a close-knit community where we get right to work. There is nothing superfluous here- just barbells, weights, racks, and a couple of useful machines. All trainees are coached by Joe and use the same app to track their progress. We also host a group Rosary once a month and the occasional BBQ.

Our gym is private and exclusive. Everyone is here because they want to be here, and because a commercial gym just doesn't cut it. Come in and see what the fuss is all about.

The gym is open 24/7 to members. To meet Coach Joe, come during staffed hours between 9-12am every weekday (or make an appointment).
Think you're a good fit? Join now!



Get 24/7 access to our gym, work out with the gang or alone. You are on your own- no custom programming or coaching included. For experienced gym rats only. You MUST SIGN THE WAIVER BEFORE YOU WILL BE ALLOWED TO WORK OUT AT THE GYM. 




Receive in-person coaching and a customized program froM Coach Joe. You are also free to hit your workouts whenever you want- you will have 24/7 gym access.

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